Right bitches (and let us not mince words for we all know how terribly bitch-orientated our demographic is) sorry and all that but we are in Lewisham tonight so buck up and get down to the Fox & Firkin. It’s for charity so not coming actually equates to killing baby rhinos.

It’s a sexy Movember gig (ACP/Silas/Sons of Merrick/Junk Time Party) so buckle on your angry-looking strap-ons and come down and rape, rape against the dying of the night. See brotherfuckers, we’re all learned and shit too. BOOOOOOOOOM!

As a reward for your awesomeness brothersandsisters we give you Carpark and chums this week…….

THURS: Petersfield Fusion Bar – Silas/Sons Of Merrick/ACP
FRI: Lewisham Fox & Firkin – ACP/Silas/Sons of Merrick/Junk Time Party
SUN: Bracknell Cellar Bar – Kinky Boot Beasts/Silas/ACP

Look forward to seeing your beaming mugs, dugs and grubs!

The Carpark like little more of a Sunday morn than to pile into our communal bath, work up a fluffy lather and give one another a good hammering with the crusty loofah and, as we scrub and bubble, we sing tunelessly along to this happy song. Merry Sunday brother fuckers:

If any of you sexy people need a guitar made for you (i dunno, maybe you have 3 legs, or two thumbs on each hand, or right hand on your left arm) then go and check out Simon’s guitar making business and give him your cash for his wares.

If you don’t want one, then just go and look because they’re all both delicious and barmy!

As we stuff our satchels with dried apricots, cheese triangles and orange squash, I wonder what last snippet of informative gold your hot Auntie Carpark can offer the senile, squealing masses limping towards Bloodstock…

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The long awaited debut album from local rock heroes Alternative Carpark is being revealed to impatient fans in Petersfield this Friday (Sept 10^th).

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